1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:09,599 (Male Announcer reads text on screen) 2 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:15,119 (Musical jingle) 3 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:20,160 [brigh] 4 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:33,358 [Audrey]. The eclipse is that big of a deal? 5 00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:34,519 Everyone wants to see it. 6 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,759 It's a total eclipse, 7 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,199 not the usual ring Ever of fire bullshit.it. 8 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,118 Mmmhmm. 9 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:39,158 Who wouldn't want to see it? 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:40,439 [Audrey]. Well, I don't. 11 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,678 [Steph]. Okay, guys, so as you can tell, 12 00:00:42,679 --> 00:00:43,729 I did not write this. 13 00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:45,158 [Steph]. Okay, guys, so It comes from corporate, 14 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,158 who are blowing this eclipse way outta proportion. 15 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,759 So, no in and out of the refinery, 16 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,600 no work that requires looking up, 17 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:53,559 and no work above chest height. 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,119 Oh, so Stash, you can still give the boss a handy. 19 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,190 Yeah, just keep your safety glasses on. 20 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,038 And don't stare directly into his butthole. 21 00:01:00,039 --> 00:01:02,159 [snickering] 22 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,959 Oh. Who's the birthday splatter for? 23 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,400 Taser. 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,799 Oh, I'm about to give him a cream pie he'll never forget. 25 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:12,280 Tase is gonna get his today. 26 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:15,598 Dewey, you're gonna need a stepladder to reach his face. 27 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:17,039 Why are you so hell bent on getting him? 28 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,839 Dewey, you're gonna need a stHey, it's union tradition.. 29 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,559 And revenge. 30 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,390 Dewey, you're gonna need a stHey,He pies everyone.tion.. 31 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,840 Can you requisition this shit? 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,400 Wet face. 33 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,519 Fucking Taser. 34 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:31,129 Taser! 35 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,238 Which is mine? 36 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:33,840 [Taser]. Follow the birdie. 37 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,840 Happy birthday. 38 00:01:36,841 --> 00:01:39,199 He even got the Jehovah dude. 39 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,078 They don't even celebrate birthdays. 40 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:42,598 Oh, look who's late! 41 00:01:42,599 --> 00:01:44,120 Oh, it's the birthday boy. 42 00:01:44,121 --> 00:01:46,559 Did your girlfriend keep you in bed this morning? 43 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,598 Show me your fucking hands, all right. 44 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:50,159 If I see a pan, 45 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,919 Sh a can of whipped cream,, I'm gonna fuckin' snap. 46 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,078 [whispers] Don't say anything. 47 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,279 [Taser]. Any of you touch me, 48 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,078 and I'll sacrifice you to the eclipse. 49 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:57,129 I'm serious. 50 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:58,878 It's go time. - I'm going to record it. 51 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:00,519 It doesn't feel right. 52 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,238 He's also blocking the only exit. 53 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:05,009 Now, every time one of these celestial events happens. 54 00:02:05,079 --> 00:02:08,719 I'm either stuck in a boiler or nobody tells me. 55 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,438 What are the chances there's a total eclipse 56 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:11,919 on my day of birth? 57 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,520 I feel chosen. 58 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:15,959 [Steph]. Actually, according to this article, 59 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,918 you share your birthday with 22 million people, 60 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:18,959 [Steph]. Actually, according give or take.le, 61 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,879 Nah, this means something, Steph. 62 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,010 Eons in the making. 63 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,438 Complete totality. 64 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:26,719 I'm gonna fucking see it. 65 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,959 Nothing's gonna make me miss this eclipse. 66 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,039 I even bought some lottery tickets. 67 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,000 Oh, you went for it! 68 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,240 Come on, Dewey. 69 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:37,039 I'm selling these one-of-a-kind eclipse glasses. 70 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,840 Here, Tase. On the house. 71 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,520 Thanks, bud. 72 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:43,879 [gasps] You pussy. 73 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,079 I'm not a pussy. 74 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,918 Do not use that word. Do not use that word. 75 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:47,959 [mimicking cat sounds] 76 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,039 Do not use that word. 77 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,359 I am a man. 78 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,770 [Homer]. Jesus Christ, is this even in English? 79 00:02:52,771 --> 00:02:54,999 There are symbols on here I've never seen before. 80 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,879 This fucking smoker for Jimi. 81 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,438 It says here you can put anything into that chamber 82 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:00,879 and it infuses flavours. 83 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,679 Like teriyaki birthday cake? 84 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,638 Yeah, teriyaki birthday cake, fucking idiot. 85 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:05,758 [Backwoods]. Lik Call me old fashioned,e? 86 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:07,679 but meat smoke only comes in one flavour. 87 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,679 Wood. 88 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,679 Where's the bowl on this? 89 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,400 Can we try packing some bud? 90 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,718 WhereI'm not opposed.his? 91 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:14,158 Apparently smoke is better for you than propane. 92 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,878 Propane toxicity is inconclusive. 93 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:18,158 Well, I mean, [stutters] there's a debate on it. 94 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:20,639 Oh, a little uncertain ithere, homie?e. 95 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,158 I thought you'd have this all figured out 96 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:23,758 being as you're the research man. 97 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:24,960 Research operative. 98 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,599 All right, well, why don't you suit up 99 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,879 and operative this fucking torch? 100 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,359 Is this really the best place to be doing this 101 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,638 if we don't want Jimi to see? 102 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,120 Are we allowed to use company shit like this? 103 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,280 'Cause I was thinking I'd like, 104 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,080 build my girlfriend a dumb smartphone, 105 00:03:40,081 --> 00:03:42,438 but it would be made outta, like, wood or cardboard 106 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,789 and there'd be like a little compass for a GPS, 107 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,038 and a mirror for selfies and she'd just- 108 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,038 Hey! - Oh fuck! 109 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:50,519 Um, so yeah, if you selfcould get that-ust- 110 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,079 Hey! What are you A-holes doing? 111 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,158 Uh, we were just building the, uh, the [stammers] 112 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,359 The structural support 113 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,479 for the new Cornholius structure expansion tank. 114 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,079 Looks expensive. What's it do? 115 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,919 It actually, uh, helps the flow tank expansion machine 116 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,598 Loostructurally support it.do? 117 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:07,598 Fuck me. I, I can't keep up with this shit. 118 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:09,799 Tell me about it. LoI get paid from here down.o? 119 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,399 Do you know what I'm saying? kee[blows raspberry]it. 120 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,450 Yeah. 121 00:04:12,451 --> 00:04:14,239 Right. Oh, hey, what are you doing right now? 122 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,399 You wanna play hooky? - Uh huh. 123 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,359 We need a coffee run. 124 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,799 We need it asap. 125 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,239 Sure. You need help with your first dirty squirty of the day? 126 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,839 Yeah, I'd be honoured. Sure. 127 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:25,039 Sure. You need help with your fAnyway, I'd be like, "Hello?"? 128 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,000 And she'd say, "What?" 129 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:29,129 Yeah, it's a great fucking idea, genius. 130 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,039 Get this thing fired up. Come on. 131 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,159 We don't have a lot of time. 132 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,450 I'm not getting paid extra for this bullshit. 133 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,279 I will have two and a half sugars with a splash of milk. 134 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,720 You'll get black. - Yeah. 135 00:04:41,721 --> 00:04:43,239 [Dewey]. Don't forget to buy the glasses. 136 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,919 And don't be handing out welding shields 137 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,278 so these idiots can stare at the sun. 138 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,319 I know. You told me like five times, man. 139 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,679 so these idiots can sTake your meds.. 140 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,919 I'll give you the medicine, you mouthy bite-sized 141 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,720 graham-cracker-eating shithawk. 142 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,560 Dewey, why aren't you working? 143 00:04:57,639 --> 00:05:00,160 Well, because I didn't know you were there, Todd. 144 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,199 You can't sell merchandise on the job, dick lips. 145 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,799 I'll give you five free pairs if you don't rat me out. 146 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,599 [whispers] You're supposed to be handing the hat around 147 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,638 I'll give you five free pfor Jimi's retirement party.. 148 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,599 [whispers] You're supposed to be hWhat the fuck? around 149 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,078 [loudly] Why would I do that? - Shhh! 150 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,519 Quiet, dummy. 151 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,278 [whispers] So we can upgrade to lobster rolls 152 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,278 instead of those shitty little sandwiches on white bread 153 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,278 with the crust cut off. 154 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:21,720 Here. I will do it. 155 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,199 Hey Jimbo! 156 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,600 Hey, we were just doing a poll. 157 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:26,919 Uh, what's the strangest thing 158 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,799 you've ever seen in someone's house? 159 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,838 A pet raccoon. 160 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,479 yTodd, Audrey, I'mn taking coffee orders. 161 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,279 You still off the lactose? Go. 162 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,519 Ah... do I want tea? 163 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,560 Okay, fine. All black. 164 00:05:37,561 --> 00:05:38,878 [Dewey]. Actually, can I get a- 165 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,278 No juice boxes for you, Dewey. 166 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:41,600 Be a fucking man. 167 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:43,318 Wait, Jimi, you're gonna miss the eclipse! 168 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:44,359 No one in this fucking hemisphere 169 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,600 is gonna miss the eclipse, Dewey. 170 00:05:46,601 --> 00:05:48,159 Plus, I've lived through twenty of 'em. 171 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,838 Who gives a fuck? 172 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:50,838 Matcha? 173 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,439 Can you get some oat milk? 174 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,799 [Dewey]. I mean, if they have juice boxes like fruit punch, Jimi, 175 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,079 just ask at the counter. 176 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,639 [Jimi]. Fuck off. 177 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,920 [sighs] Nobody in, nobody out. 178 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,279 Strict orders. 179 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,079 It's the souleclipse. 180 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,600 Fucking shit. 181 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,199 All right. So report me. 182 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,638 They'll move my retirement date up. 183 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:14,800 Go ahead. - Oh snap. 184 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:16,359 There gonna be a party? 185 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,679 No, they, they better not. 186 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,600 I'm happy for ya, ya grump. 187 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:20,878 NYou still can't come in.. 188 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,679 After everything we've been through, Marcus? 189 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,920 I'm trying to NYourun a tight ship. in.. 190 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,279 You can reenter in two hours and twelve minutes. 191 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,838 Okay, fine. I'm gonna fuck off. 192 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:31,889 Find someone who's free on a Wednesday, 193 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:33,719 who really likes I'fucking coffee.f. 194 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,120 Here. You want one? 195 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,719 Fucking right, I do. 196 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,439 [chuckles] Yeah. Thank you. 197 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,999 That's two, but who gives a fuck, right? 198 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,239 Thank you, Jimi. 199 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,758 Watch an episode of Sesame Street once in a while. 200 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,809 Know the difference between one and two. 201 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:49,519 Hurry hard. Hurry hard. 202 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:57,480 Roach! I need a favour! 203 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,439 Yeah, let's hook up later. 204 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,160 No, no. It's for Jimi. 205 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,160 Yeah. 206 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,720 It for Jimi's retirement. 207 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,120 He doesn't smoke, man! 208 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:16,160 Look, I'm collecting money. 209 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,758 I got, like, fifty cents. 210 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:21,639 Some guys put in fifty bucks, some a hundred. 211 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,878 I got, likeWhy?fty cents. 212 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:26,000 Because Jimi gave his life for this company. 213 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,078 Paved the road for all of us. 214 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:30,560 Yeah, Italian guys love concrete. 215 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,480 Paved thYou know what? of us. 216 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,000 I'll spot you, 217 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,879 but I'll collect this afternoon! 218 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,839 Yeah, we can make out at noon. 219 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,850 I'd have to ask my girlfriend, though. 220 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,519 Right on. 221 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,199 Hey! Jimi's retirement! 222 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,319 What do you have to get again? 223 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:55,480 Chicken wire and wood. 224 00:07:55,481 --> 00:07:56,919 I'm building a chicken coop. 225 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,359 Chickens, eh? 226 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,438 Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of paying ten bucks for carton of eggs. 227 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:03,920 Mm. Why don't you buy from one of those roadside stands? 228 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:06,318 'Cause I'm tired of paying $5 for a carton of eggs. 229 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,799 Sounds like you don't wanna pay for eggs. 230 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,850 Exactly, yeah. 231 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,240 Hence, chickens. 232 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:11,480 Yeah? - Yeah. 233 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,360 Ah, so you pay for feed, build a coop, buy chickens, 234 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,958 hope they don't die on you, so they might lay an egg? 235 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:18,360 That's right, so fuck you! 236 00:08:18,361 --> 00:08:19,838 hope they don't die on you, so th[Jimi laughing] egg? 237 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,399 What is a flat white? 238 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,399 White woman with no boobs, buddy. 239 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,759 [chuckles] That was for Backwoods. 240 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,319 [both laughing] 241 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,360 Jimi's retirement fund. 242 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:32,519 [man groaning] 243 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,710 Ten bucks. He's never gonna get to Florida. 244 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,360 So you're the scarecrow guy. 245 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,240 And you're the genius. 246 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,039 This is Scare-Jimi. 247 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,240 Yeah. When that old meatball's gone, 248 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,600 it'll still be here. 249 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:49,999 I even made one leg shorter than the other for realism. 250 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,559 I'm collecting for Jimi. 251 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:54,759 Oh yeah? Spent all my money on eclipse glasses. 252 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,039 Gotcha, Lefty. 253 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,960 Do you want me to spot you? 254 00:08:58,039 --> 00:08:59,240 No, I'm good. 255 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,799 I'm exempt. 256 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:02,879 It's my birthday. 257 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,600 That is not how that works. 258 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:08,600 T-minus 90 minutes until Total Eclipse of the Tase. 259 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,489 Come on, Jimi. Let's find a good spot. 260 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:13,000 Get your wallets out. 261 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,679 Jimi's retirement fund. 262 00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:18,329 Parking lots in these places used- 263 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,919 Here, they're still warm. 264 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,719 I mean, they'd be filled with flatbeds and pickup trucks. 265 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,960 Now it's nothing but smart cars and e-bikes. 266 00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:27,719 I meanOr is the rickshaw with flagonna make a comeback?s. 267 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,199 You know, actually Deidre and I rented one of those 268 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,639 in St. John's one time. 269 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,239 You know, actually Deidre andThat sounds chilly.ose 270 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,799 No, not unless you pick up speed. [laughs] 271 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,960 Holy fuck! - What? 272 00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:39,799 Now this is a meat wagon. 273 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,600 They could cook a horse on this fuck. 274 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:44,600 You need a horse? 275 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:45,678 I don't know. 276 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:46,719 Fuck, you make three jokes a year. 277 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,719 How am I gonna know? 278 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,440 Too fancy for this simpleton. 279 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:51,279 Fancy? I know what you mean. 280 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,439 Oh, 'cause you're cheap. 281 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,398 You're a cheap bastard. That's what that is. 282 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:55,558 Oh, Cheap bastard.cheap. 283 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:56,918 You're a cheap bastard. That'[groaning]t is. 284 00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:58,359 [Dewey]. Now usually a full union member does this, 285 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,159 but you're ready, okay? 286 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,279 You layer it with rings like this. 287 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,679 See, it's a about volume, not presentation. 288 00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:06,639 Looks like real pie, man. 289 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,650 Okay, you find your centre of gravity 290 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,679 and be sure to flick your wrists at the apex of the throw. 291 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:14,200 He is fucking huge. 292 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,709 Hey, you got an ETA on those fuckin' tools you borrowed? 293 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:19,000 Fuck, Jimi. I'm trying. 294 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,840 Uh, these new guys don't know shit. 295 00:10:20,841 --> 00:10:22,239 They just leave the tools all over the place. 296 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,199 They're fucking disrespectful punks. 297 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,959 [Taser]. One of them little pricks parked in my parking spot. 298 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,278 I keyed that car. 299 00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:28,319 [Taser]. One of them little pricks parkeReally, Jimi?ng spot. 300 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,959 Nah, I just pissed on the door handles. 301 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,159 [everyone laughing] 302 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,518 That's really fucking good. 303 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:33,959 [worker]. Hey, don't shit your pants, buddy. 304 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,159 Strike now. 305 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,679 But I'm not union. 306 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,039 He's a gentle giant, man. 307 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,398 He's all caught up in the eclipse. 308 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:42,119 This is your window of opportunity. 309 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,599 But I'm like three months from being sworn in or whatever. 310 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,638 Won't this botch it up for me? 311 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:48,678 No, I'll put the good word in for you, buddy. 312 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,638 Come on, come on, Won't come on, come on.for me? 313 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:51,720 [Taser]. Hey! 314 00:10:51,799 --> 00:10:53,200 [everyone laughing] 315 00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:54,479 [tense suspenseful music] 316 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,439 [muffled chattering] 317 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,439 [muffled laughing] 318 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,679 [everyone gasping] 319 00:10:57,759 --> 00:11:00,049 [worker]. Payback's a bitch, motherfucker! 320 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,399 All right, you got me. Dewey. 321 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,319 Remember your birthday's coming up, bud. 322 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,919 Holy fuck, Dewey! 323 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,959 Remember your birthday's cWhat the fuck? 324 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,010 You let Roach do it. 325 00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:09,319 Do you know what you've done? 326 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,839 [Taser]. Roach did this? 327 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,559 You let a fucking permit pie me? 328 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,798 [Homer] Idiot. - [Audrey] Tase. 329 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,399 Taser, you good? 330 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,999 [Homer]. It's all right, Tase. Take a breath. 331 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,319 A hundred percent. 332 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,479 [Homer]. IDon't believe him.e. He's gonna snap! 333 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,999 Tase, take it easy! A Take it easy!nt. 334 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,879 [Homer]. IDon't believe him.e. [Roach gasping]! 335 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,798 Tase, take it easy! A T[screaming]!nt. 336 00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:27,960 I can't see! 337 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:29,919 I'm going blind, man! 338 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,038 Ah, I don't know if you've heard, 339 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:32,839 but I'm throwing in the towel at work. 340 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:33,999 You? 341 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,239 Yes, of course I heard. 342 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,839 You don't keep a secret like that in this town, man. 343 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,080 I know you got a prostate exam last week. 344 00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:40,638 Doctor still can't find his watch. 345 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,559 [Rodd laughing] 346 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,839 I mean, I told those fuckers 347 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,638 to not make a big deal about my retirement. 348 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,638 And you know what? 349 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,440 They fucking actually listened. 350 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,558 Not a congratulations. 351 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:50,609 Not a fuck you. 352 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:51,840 Just nothing. 353 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,558 Yeah, it's a different generation in there now, man. 354 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,518 Yeah, all they're worried about now is filming pranks 355 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:56,678 Yeah, it's a different genand click-clock videos.an. 356 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:57,518 They're more concerned about what's happening 357 00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:58,679 a million miles away 358 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,239 than they are with what's right in front of 'em. 359 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,518 We used to sneak strippers in on site when guys were leaving. 360 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:03,518 I still like strippers. 361 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:04,479 Strippers are great. 362 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,600 Sir. Sir, this coupon isn't valid. 363 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,719 How do you figure? 364 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,320 Because it's 12 years old. 365 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,200 Scan it. 366 00:12:13,201 --> 00:12:15,038 Oh, look at that. 367 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:16,759 Let me scan it. 368 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,878 We can scan it together. 369 00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:18,929 Fuck. 370 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,518 If it'll make you feel more comfortable. 371 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:21,569 You know what? 372 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,199 I'd like to speak to the manager on duty. 373 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,639 I am the manager on duty. 374 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,038 Maybe I'd like to speak to the manager 375 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:28,440 of the manager on duty. 376 00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:30,320 Duty. Duty. 377 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:32,919 Duty. Duty. Duty. 378 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:35,000 [raised voices chattering] 379 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,639 This freeze-dried hippy fuck pied me and Scare-Jimi. 380 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,878 He's not even a union brother. 381 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,079 Only brothers can pie brothers. 382 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,558 Taser, it's your birthday, man. 383 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,439 You got pied. It's not a big deal. 384 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,798 It's not just my Taser, fucking birthday.y, man. 385 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,079 This was a special one and this fucking permit knew it. 386 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,639 Fucking relax, Tase. 387 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,320 This is me fucking relaxed. 388 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:52,519 Put him down, Tase. 389 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,650 Put him down, Tase. 390 00:12:53,651 --> 00:12:54,878 [Audrey]. Put him down, Tase. Come on. 391 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:55,878 You're better than this. 392 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,079 [Taser grunting] 393 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,639 [Homer]. It's all right. It's okay. 394 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,519 You're okay. It's okay, man. 395 00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:04,360 Don't pop a gut, man. 396 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,840 It's not healthy. [coughs] 397 00:13:05,841 --> 00:13:07,319 You know what else isn't healthy? 398 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,200 Uh, aspartame? 399 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,278 He's right. Rot you from the inside out. 400 00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:12,329 It's no big deal, man. 401 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:14,809 He's right. Rot you Look, like boop! [chuckles] 402 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,519 [Taser growling] 403 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,039 Ah... 404 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:20,569 [Taser grunting] 405 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:21,558 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 406 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,039 [everyone yelling] 407 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,720 I haven't had my coffee and I'm gonna fucking snap! 408 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,439 Everybody, calm down! 409 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,759 Are you out of your goddamn minds? 410 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:33,559 EOh shit, it's Blade! 411 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:35,240 Shut up. 412 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,759 Look, if you could leave your contact info, 413 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,119 I could call you later. 414 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,638 Yeah, I like talking on the phone. 415 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:41,638 Come on, ya fucking boob. 416 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,360 Just pay the goddamn bill. 417 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,919 Come oOh, hey, Jimi.boob. 418 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,319 Maybe I can use your seniors discount, 419 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,679 'cause you're old. 420 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,758 Maybe I can use your This fucking guy. 421 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:50,879 No shame at all. 422 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,319 Actually, admirable. 423 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,080 Sir, you can't just take that yet. 424 00:13:56,081 --> 00:13:57,119 [Jimi]. Actu Yes we can.ble. 425 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,919 [Rodd]. Yeah, you keep the change. 426 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,570 [Jimi]. How much is the change? 427 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,279 Maybe we can split it. 428 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:03,799 Yeah, no. 429 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:08,679 This ain't just about the fucking pie. 430 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,319 You casuals show no fucking respect. 431 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,399 You run roughshod, 432 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,638 You casuals show no fuck up and destroy 433 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:14,209 and us union boys get the blame. 434 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,720 Fuck your stupid union rules. 435 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,678 [Roach]. We're just doing what we're told, man. 436 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,158 And no one tells us nothing. 437 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,158 [Todd]. Exactly. 438 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,798 There's been some And leadership issues,thing. 439 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:22,798 but we we're figuring that out. 440 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:24,039 Not fast enough. 441 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,240 Ah, fuck off! 442 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,839 You're still in fucking diapers. 443 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,158 And King Cannabis deserved it. 444 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,839 And you're probably just gonna let him slide 445 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,999 'cause he's a fucking fitter. 446 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,798 Fuck off. I'm pretty sure he's a painter. 447 00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:34,398 And I'm not letting anything slide! 448 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,999 But it's still fucking bullshit! 449 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,638 Now I'm not even a journeyman, I'm a fucking babysitter! And- 450 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,919 Okay guys, guys, guys, stop. 451 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,359 Can we have one day, just one day, 452 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,800 with no safety infractions? 453 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,678 Can w[Roach].ne day, This isn't about safety, man. 454 00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:45,999 It's about us bending over for them. 455 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,399 Oh yeah, it is about safety. 456 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,199 And you non-union asshats are the reason this place is unsafe. 457 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,360 [Homer]. Thank you! 458 00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:52,678 Why are you even talking? You're not even union. 459 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:53,840 You're nothing. 460 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,600 Wow. Look whose balls decided to drop. 461 00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:57,719 My balls are good. 462 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,799 Oh, you want a piece? 463 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,878 Peewee. 464 00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,279 Come on. 465 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,398 You better watch your fucking mouth when the lady's around. 466 00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:03,359 Or what? 467 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,359 Or she's gonna run you, bitch. 468 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,558 Okay, I'd like to see her try. 469 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:06,799 We got nothing to lose. 470 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,839 Okay,I'll find something. try. 471 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,839 [Homer grunting] 472 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,959 [angry voices yelling] 473 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,719 Dewey, you're a real fucking chicken shit. 474 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,558 It's not my fault Tase can't take a joke. 475 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,799 No, you can't take a hint. 476 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,158 You know what, enough of this. 477 00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:19,000 Hey lift guy, will you take me up? 478 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,159 Jesus Christ! 479 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,840 Hey! Hey, guys. 480 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,079 Hey! 481 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,079 Owwwww! 482 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,840 [Audrey]. Guys! Guys! 483 00:15:28,841 --> 00:15:29,878 OFuck!! 484 00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:30,918 Excuse me, but... 485 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:32,320 [lift horn beeping] 486 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,240 Everyone, calm your tits! 487 00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:38,399 This is ridiculous! 488 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,798 We should be working together. 489 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:44,320 Look, we've all made mistakes, okay? But- 490 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,119 W[Homer]. be Yeah, some more than others. 491 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,720 [Audrey]. We learned because some union members showed us the way. 492 00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:51,079 The only difference Yeahbetween us permitsthers. 493 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,840 and being a full union member- 494 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,639 TConfidence? Logic? YReason? Basic humanity?ers. 495 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,860 Length of their pubes? 496 00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,799 Yes. No, it's not about pubes. 497 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,278 Taser, you don't get it. 498 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:03,879 The company wants us to fight each other, okay? 499 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,559 Ta Don't you get that?t. 500 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,879 That's by design. 501 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,519 She's right. 502 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,200 You guys come together for some insignificant sunspot 503 00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:16,269 that you'll forget in about 20 minutes. 504 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,038 Imagine what the fuck could be done 505 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:19,959 if we just gave a shit about each other. 506 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,519 [Todd]. Yeah, she's got a point. 507 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,679 [crowd murmuring] 508 00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:25,919 Yes, Roach? 509 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,200 I've been working casual for this place 510 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,879 for over six months and I got stitches in my bag. 511 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,959 [Steph] Sure did! - Twice. 512 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,879 [Taser]. [groans] Twice? 513 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,679 How do I get in the clubhouse if I'm not allowed up the tree? 514 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:40,678 What the fuck? 515 00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:43,279 I think what Roach is trying to say here 516 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,279 is that he wants to be a full member, 517 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,530 but he doesn't know what the next steps are. 518 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,879 That's what I meant, yeah. 519 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,158 He needs a voice. 520 00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:53,960 We all need someone to vouch for us. 521 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,360 He neTotally.ice. 522 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,359 Someone with a good reputation. 523 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,799 [Todd]. Absolutely. 524 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,759 [whisper] Todd, it's you, buddy. 525 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,279 Oh, fuck. Okay. 526 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,920 If you permits can get your shit together 527 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,400 and keep the fist fighting for special occasions, 528 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,799 as General Foreman, I will help out. 529 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,880 Alright, I'll throw in a word for the carps. Fuck. 530 00:17:21,881 --> 00:17:23,598 Sorry, amigo, I was way outta line. 531 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,920 I haven't had my morning coffee and I'll, 532 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,959 I'll straighten everything out with a Roach cock. 533 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,079 All good. 534 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,799 Sorry for pulling your hair. 535 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,960 Sorry about your back. 536 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,479 Sick. - [Steph] Thatta boy, Backwoods. 537 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,079 Good job, Audrey. 538 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,359 You two, with me. Now. 539 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,719 That was fucking awesome. 540 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,359 [Backwoods]. Way to go, Auds! 541 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:49,119 That[mysterious music]me. 542 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,719 [Taser]. Oh, I can't believe they got you, buddy. 543 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,319 Let me wipe that for you. 544 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,358 Ah, Jimi. 545 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:56,119 So, what have we learned today? 546 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,640 Uh, like don't ever pie anyone unless they're in on the joke. 547 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,039 And like, uh, only if I'm in the union. 548 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,199 And? 549 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:10,078 Uh, oh, uh, uh, I should never listen to Dewey. 550 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,439 Excellent. And how about yourself? 551 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,078 UhI shouldn't strangleld people without their consent. 552 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:16,399 Mm, that's not what we discussed. 553 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,000 I shouldn't strangle anyone? 554 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,558 Am I keeping you wfrom something?d. 555 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,799 The eclipse. 556 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,319 Look, I, I thought I was something special. 557 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,078 Turns out I was just being a big, moody bitch. 558 00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:27,480 Totally. 559 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,278 Listen, if you two can agree to behave and make better choices, 560 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:31,919 then we can just wrap this whole thing up. 561 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,439 Yeah. Uh, yes, Mom, ma'am. Miss. 562 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,240 Are you, are you single? 563 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,598 Yeah. Uh, yes, You have my word. 564 00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:42,319 And like Scare-Jimi says, 565 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,919 Yeah. Uh, yes, "Come on, guys. Holy fuck!" 566 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,078 Okay, you three have a great day. 567 00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:46,118 [Roach laughing] 568 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 569 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,000 Move, move, move, move! 570 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,160 Whoa. Hey, guys. 571 00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:53,278 Clear, clear, clear, clear! 572 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,519 Oh, shit. We're late. 573 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:56,079 Here? Okay. 574 00:18:58,279 --> 00:18:59,759 Ahh. 575 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,400 What? 576 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,880 That's it? What? 577 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,039 Your eyes stinging in the head? 578 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,519 Oh, fuck. 579 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,039 Watch out, man. 580 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:18,599 This is bullshit! 581 00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:20,679 It's my birthday! 582 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,279 They're still stinging. 583 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:26,640 Taser? [chuckles] 584 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,639 Where'd you go, man? 585 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,240 Awesome. 586 00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:35,799 W[Snax chittering]n? 587 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,920 What do you think, Snaxi-Boy? 588 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,960 Not bad, huh, bud? 589 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:50,159 Just make sure you have the beers and the painkillers 590 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,159 on ice. 591 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,240 I'll be by after work with some tools. 592 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,358 Conch issued? 593 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,278 For sure. 594 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,119 There we go. Thank you so much. 595 00:19:58,319 --> 00:19:59,679 I could use a new grinder. 596 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,518 Todd left my old one out in the rain. 597 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:03,240 Kids always ruin your shit. 598 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:05,719 I'll score you one,e ouno problem.in. 599 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,358 See, that's what I miss right there, you know? 600 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,199 You go down to work, grab some free stuff, 601 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,119 hang out with the boys, huh? 602 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,199 Fuck. 603 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,010 I don't need a goddamn chicken coop. 604 00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:16,719 Well, you wanna bring it all back? 605 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,159 Yeah, yeah. Let's get this shit outta here. 606 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,679 Well, you wanna bI don't want it.? 607 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,279 But no, wait, wait, wait. 608 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,558 I may wanna build something stupid next week. 609 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,729 Like a trellis or a garden bed or something. 610 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:27,838 That's what they don't prepare you for, Jimi, 611 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:30,789 when you hang up the gloves, it's the goddamn boredom, man. 612 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,090 I know you can't be a tradesman forever, but don't retire. 613 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:35,558 You know what you should do? 614 00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:36,719 You should get like a part-time job as a business agent 615 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,719 down at one of the halls. 616 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,038 You should get like a part-time Fucking desk job? Fuck that. 617 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,558 You literally sat in the tool crib for thirty years, Jimi. 618 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,160 That's like 200 eclipses. 619 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,558 Next guy who mentions the fucking eclipse, 620 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:47,489 I'm gonna kick him in the nuts, I swear. 621 00:20:47,631 --> 00:20:50,558 Well, it's over now anyway, so... 622 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,558 Don't, don't, don't say it. 623 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:53,919 Don't say eclipse? Eclipse. now a- Fuck.so... 624 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,358 Of course you want Don't,to say eclipse.ay it. 625 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,239 Why would I say eclipse if you fucking don't like eclipse? 626 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,480 Okay, the eclipse is now over. 627 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,598 Please return to your respective work. 628 00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:03,598 Don't forget your glasses for the next one! 629 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,558 Please return to your Five for a buck. 630 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:05,640 Fifty cents! 631 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,960 PlAll right, this isr Medhi's handiwork. 632 00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:10,078 Holy shit! 633 00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,719 It's supposed to resemble the refinery. 634 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,798 Looks like smokestacks, most of the exhaust vents, 635 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,239 some other cute shit down here. 636 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,679 Looks like smokestacks, mosThat's pretty sweet.ts, 637 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,879 Might be a good way to help Jimi get into this hate parade 638 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,879 he's got going for me. 639 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,160 [Homer]. Good point. 640 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,799 I approve. Let's get it done. 641 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,278 Listen Todd, this is a lot of effort for a side project. 642 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,078 We're gonna have our hands full training all these newbies. 643 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:27,720 We'll figure it out. For Jimi. 644 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,239 There's a little money for Jimi's party. 645 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,519 Throw that in the hat. 646 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,559 Put your money away, Tase. - Okay. 647 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,399 This should cover the all-you-can-eat lobster rolls. 648 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,319 What? - Jesus Christ. 649 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,359 How many fucking pairs did you sell? 650 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,070 Question is, how many did I buy? 651 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,319 I got a little excited. 652 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,039 Stools? Come here. 653 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000 So, Mr. GF, what's the plan? 654 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:48,359 You can tell Jenn, 655 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,610 the permittees are ready to join the union. 656 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,838 [Audrey]. Don't you get the feeling that Jenn doesn't want that? 657 00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,079 That she wants things to stay the same? 658 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,620 Why would she wanna do that? 659 00:21:58,799 --> 00:22:03,599 Unless she wants the permittees to be permanent. 660 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,240 What does that mean? 661 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:09,440 No more unions. 662 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:11,799 [quietly] Oh. 663 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,559 Sir, please, why don't you just let me give you the discount. 664 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,240 No, it's fine. I can wait. 665 00:22:22,319 --> 00:22:23,949 I don't wanna get you in trouble. 666 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,279 Maybe we can order in. 667 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,599 You like shawarma? 668 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:35,518 It's fine, I guess. 669 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:37,160 Mmm, shawarma. 670 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,759 It's Shawarma?uess. 671 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,319 Shawarma. 672 00:22:46,519 --> 00:22:47,960 Shawarma? 673 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:51,599 Shawarma. 674 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,599 [in funny voice] Shawarma. 675 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,559 Shawarma. 676 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,199 Chicken shawarma. 677 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,340 ? I'm tired of waiting ? 678 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,518 ? I am tired of waiting ? 679 00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:05,240 ? I'm tired of waiting ? 680 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,599 ? I a ? I am tired ?ing ? 681 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,119 ? I'm tired of waiting ? 682 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,799 ? I am tired of waiting ? 683 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,879 ? I'm tired of waiting ? 684 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,680 ? I am tired ? 685 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:26,719 ? Of the long way down ? 686 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,319 ? The long way down ? 687 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,200 ? The long way down ? ? 688 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:45,680 ? The long way down, hey ? 689 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:52,720 [alt-rock music] 690 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:11,200 ["Tired Of Waiting" by The Trews] 691 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,759 [screaming] 692 00:24:23,809 --> 00:24:28,359 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0